Jules Bianchi is waiting for me in the kitchen. brb dying.TEXT: The last thing you googled is waiting for you in the kitchen.
Pokemon RagingRuby (which doesn’t exist) is waiting for me in the kitchen??? :O
The chemical formula for cyanide.
…ok who the fuck is trying to poison me?!
Doctor Who quotes…
THE DOCTOR IS WAITING FOR ME IN THE KITCHEN?!?!?!
Black Books. So Bernard, Manny, and Fran are waiting for me in my kitchen with some wine and a corkscrew? Hell yes, motherfucker.
Earl of Lemongrab
THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE
GRADO SR325s ARE WAITING FOR ME IN MY KITCHEN? This Tumbl just saved me a boat load of money…
JON FUCKING STEWART IS WAITING FOR ME. *runs off*
>.> Nico is waiting for me <.<
Later bitches, hanging out with my bff Stig
Rob Smedley.. OH. *thud*
Sebastian’s Infiniti FX is in my kitchen RIGHT NOW. My kitchen is wrecked and I give zero fucks.
russian alligator joke? oh man i am screwed
Michael Fassbender shirtless? *rubs hands in glee* I AM SELLING TICKETS Y’ALL